Have you heard? Tacky is a disease and I have been suffering from it for a few years. It causes me to seek out items that look like a robot dinosaur and gay flamingo's lovechild. This lovechild (let's call him Heather) coughs rhinestones, sneezes studs and makes you look like an eccentric tool with obnoxious taste. Long live Heather. Check out these beauties and more at Patricia Field and if you're ever in New York, get your cute butt down to Bowery and Bleecker.
