I rode here on a unicorn but I kind of lost him. He was jealous of my hair, I could tell. Anyway, I came here to tell you to break rules and find love. It's a wild Western Cape out there but I think we'll do just fine. Get your guns out, find gold bandages for your wounds and put out fires with gasoline. Walk away from the explosion like Django and get your cheesy ending, riding off into the moonlight.
