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Pop Quiz: You're at Exclusive Books eyeing out the impulse buys at the counter. You NEED a badass bookmark. So which do you choose?

Both. You cannot choose between dancing skeletons and flamingos. Beep. Perfect score. Gold star. Speaking of which, does anyone remember that Natalie Portman movie, Where The Heart Is? She wanted a house with a patio table where she could sit and drink chocolate milk while watching the sun go down. Well, I want a lawn with flamingo ornaments. And these are my patio-sunset-chocolate-milks:

casino

Flamingo head

I'm supposed to be working really hard but my head is just full of pink flamingos. The real and imaginary, cupcake and casino varieties. When I grow up I'm going to be the crazy lady with a yard full of plastic cheap lawn flamingos.

There's nothing in the world like the lone half-heart shaped necked bird, when I was a little girl my family took me to a resort every year that had a little lake section full of them and I always had to stop and stare at these things, real-life cartoon characters, magic fantasy weirdos with one leg up and a knock-kneed gait. Fancy and awkward at the same time, glamourous and silly. I'm excited to graduate, I want to throw that hat up in the air and lay in the middle of the pool on a lilo with a flamingo drink stirrer, a silly straw and a huge floppy hat.

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