My name is Rebecca and It's 2033. The world is screwed now. You see, a while ago this humongous comet came crashing into the earth. Bam, total devastation! End of the world as we know it. No celebrities, no TV, no water. Blogs somehow survived, go figure. It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub - so it ain't all bad. 

I love that I drive you crazy baby. I want to be your tacky nightmare with fake finger tattoos. I've got my tank and camo so I'm ready to battle. Me and my ripper crew ain't got time for using a microscope and tweezers to deal with insignificants, we got bigger fish to fry. I sometimes have to scrounge to find good clothes so lemme tell you, this leather is staying stuck to my body. Anyways, I gotta split. It's been swell but swelling's gone down. Catch you in the future, bring some Dr Pepper for a girl, will ya?