•  Raiding mom's closet:  found an ugly little bag, a button-down dress and a fringe belt. 
• Never throw anything away, hoard it all! Don't listen to fashion magazines, you can always find a way to rework it 10 years later. 
• Stockings are no fun until they have runs, tell that to the girl sneering at them outside the window of the store I was in.
• Donuts are essential to humankind
• Daschunds. Just daschunds.