Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

Make him the strangest that I've ever seen

Give him a sick and twisted sense of humour

Then tell him that it's time we start a rumour

Sandman, I'm so hard to please

Don't have nobody who weakens my knees

Please find someone with some steam

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

Give him a penchant for dressing the theme

Give him enthusiasm that can't be compared

Then tell him I'm a fan of bad ideas

Sandman, I'm so filled with dread

Don't have nobody to take to Vegas to wed

Please find someone who's a scream

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

Mr. Sandman

(Yes)

Bring us a dream

Give him a pair of knives with a come-hither gleam

Give him a weak chin like Sid Vicious

And an imagination that's over-ambitious

Mr Sandman, a partner in crime

(partner in crime)

The wrong guy with which to bide my time

So find a guy with messy hair

Mr Sandman, bring us, please, please, please

Mr Sandman, bring my nightmare

Alternatively,

Mr Sandman, bring me a dream

Go to the store and buy more whipped cream.

So I can psssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhmmlarglelaaaashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm not all that fussy.